Gilet à capuche amovible pour homme – Gilet léger en polyester infusé de graphène avec fermeture éclair et poches utilitaires (coupe ajustée)

The Thermodynamic Swiss Army Knife​​ For men who believe outerwear should adapt like software. ​​Material Science Breakthroughs​​ ✓ ​​Graphene Particle Lining​​ – Redirects body heat to extremities (patent-pending) ✓ ​​Zero-Bulk Polyester Matrix​​ – Stops wind without Michelin Man silhouette ✓ ​​5-Point Articulated Hood​​ – Maintains peripheral vision in downpours ✓ ​​Diagonal Zip Fortress​​ – Prevents chin chafing during motorcycle escapes ✓ ​​Subdermal Pocket Grid​​ – Stores AirPods without drumming noise ​​Color Semiotics​​ ▸ ​​Black Hole Black​​ – Absorbs 97% of "why is that guy wearing a vest?" stares ▸ ​​Forest Protocol Green​​ – Camouflages coffee spills in national parks ▸ ​​Desert Mirage Khaki​​ – Disguises as "heritage wear" at startup pitches ​​The 11-Degree Solution​​ ​​From 55°F to 28°F​​ – Adds 2.3 metabolic equivalents without sleeves ​​Transit Mode Activated​​ – Rolls into laptop compartment seamlessly ​​Emergency PPE​​ – Hood creates 12" social distancing forcefield